Other web sights will tell you to go a museum or play laser tag for Valentine’s Day. We not only think those are bad ideas but possibly grounds for a breakup. Get out of the boring dates and get wild with your partner this year. Here is our top five list for ways to get frisky with your partner on this Valentine’s Day. Forget about going out to an over-expensive dinner and suffering though their limited menu, this year why not try something new?
Valentine’s Day Ideas that are Guaranteed Winners:
1. STAY AT HOME ROMAN FEAST
Have you ever gotten the feeling that after dropping a hundred dollars on dinner at a fancy restaurant you got jipped? Well this Valentine’s Day, why not have a feast at home and save your hard earned money? For the price that you would spend at a restaurant, you can eat two times and drink three times as much (and not worry about a DUI to boot), and dine like true Roman nobility. Take your Valentine’s Day at home dinner to the next level. Have your hubby leave for about two hours. While he is gone, both of you get dressed up as if you are going out. An old fashioned date night will surely light you fires. Wear something really sexy. He should show up bearing flowers and maybe a pair of handcuffs (wink, wink). Get ready to feel like you’re 21 all over again.
2.HORSEBACK FOREPLAY 
Nothing gets a girl going faster than bouncing up an down on a powerful beast. Why not try horseback riding on Valentine’s Day? Not only do you get a chance to get out in the fresh air, but the novelty of the adventure will bring you and your partner closer together. The invigorating experience will serve as excellent foreplay for the festivities to come. Just be careful not to ride for too long, otherwise you may be too sore to get back in the saddle later that night.
3. SUCCULENT WINE TASTING
Wine tasting tours are no longer limited to California, Oregon and Washington. These days, almost every state is within driving distance to a several regional wineries. If you have never been, wine tasting tours are like an adult Disney World. Go V.I.P. on Valentine’s Day. Get on a winery tour bus, or get your couples friends to share the cost of a limo. The scenery is always beautiful, the wine always delicious and the conversations increasingly interesting and witty as you sample the succulent varietals. By the third winery, be ready to take an early cab back to the hotel.
Bring Back the Spice on Valentine’s Day
4. NAUGHTY OUTDOORS ADVENTURE
If you have been with someone for a while and are sexually adventurous, why not use Valentine’s Day as an excuse to turn up the heat and get frisky? Try doing it at a secluded beach under the stars, take a hike off the beaten path where you can cross a fantasy off your list, or even get wild in the car like a rebellious teenager. Of course, we here at Dear Vagina are not encouraging you to break the law, we are merely re-posing the age old question, ‘if a woman orgasms next to a tree falling in the forest, and no one is there to hear it, does she really make a noise?’ Who cares? As long as she gets to orgasm.
5. COMPETITIVE SEX MARATHON
Have a full day of wild and passionate sex on Valentine’s Day. You’re both in shape and like to think of yourself as sexual dynamos. Why not make a day out of a sexual Olympics with your significant other? Have an all day sex marathon. And just like any good run, have a goal in mind and strive to reach it. If you think you can make three trips around the block in the day, why not aim for four? Had your eye on a particularly challenging Karma Sutra move, we say go for it. Just for reference, anything more than four pole vaults or high horse routines, we here at DearVagina consider that Olympic caliber.
